How's ya mama an' them?
Yall got to come on down to that Ice House Museum to this fais do do and help us to get them some good money.  Cher, everybody's done got bills, c'est la vie!  Those pore things need it, too, Pauvre ti bête.  While you doin' a good thing, you can eat some fine Cajun vittles and drink some swamp pop and dance to some really fine live music!  Ça c’est bon!!!  
Let's those of us who are blessed kick in with a corporate sponsorship, you know you been needing to tell the tax man you done did something sweet, anyhow!  You get a little Lagniappe for sponsoring, too. Click on that button up there and see.